Fun with Google

Found this on Beth's site, wide-eyed and laughing:

Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy, then repost your responses:

So, here are mine!

1. Jen is something one learns rather than something one is born with.
2. Jen is in the money!
3. Jen is not only an essence, but the essence of all things.
4. jen is out of control
5. Jen is an exceptional person who is to be worshipped and adored at all times.
6. Jen is a bear
7. Jen is an out-of-work internet celebrity.
8. Jen is afraid that she will go to prison.
9. Jen is not better or luckier than you
10. Jen is the coolest person ever.

Too much fun!